Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Chuck Norris died.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Left. That one direction...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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