What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Star Wars

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Poop

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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