why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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The WNBA.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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