I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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your a towel.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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women's rights

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Six million.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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