Anne Frank.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Tim's gay.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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