9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Justin Bieber

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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:-)book

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Tennesse

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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