- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Avery has crabs.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

The 19th Amendment

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

whats really hot the sun

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

pubic lice.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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