- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

To mamas so fat shes fat

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