Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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AVI IS A FAG

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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