A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Steve Jobs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Jewish People

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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An asian walks out of math class

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Ass

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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