- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

HARRY EFFING STYLES

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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