why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Your Mom

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

dog

Star Wars

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

So dont touch it

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