What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Your Mom

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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knock knock Come in.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Small titties.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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