nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Your mom

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Anti Joke

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