Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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