Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Womens Rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Indeed.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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