if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Do you need any assistance?

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

My mom.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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