- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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minced oaths

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

womens rights

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Nathan Gooderson.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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