- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

jokes r dumb

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Knock Knock It's Open!

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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