what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Looks through the peephole.

guess what what? nothing.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

the guy below me is gay

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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