Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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