What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Obama-Care

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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