How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Chuck Norris died.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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That's Racist

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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*you're

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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