- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Canada

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

BWAT

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Women's rights

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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