What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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hi

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Womens rights

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Rebecca Black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Japan called... They need help.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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