W.N.B.A.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Will you marry me?

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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baby loves lalma

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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hi

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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