How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Hellen Keller

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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