What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

What is worse

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

who eats pencils asians

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Hi Jacob You cool

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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