I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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What is worse

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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who eats pencils asians

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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