do you know what's so funny? yup

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im black

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Penis!

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Compton

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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like for a handjob.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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