How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Hello

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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i eat poop

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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