What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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penis

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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