- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

My mom.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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