What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Once upon a time.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Ben Colbert is gay

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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