- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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