- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

im a selling a car

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

My mom.

I came.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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