What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Unflushed Shit...

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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don't look behind you

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Ass

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Rebecca Black

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