Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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