Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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robin, get in the car.

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ugh good riddance

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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