your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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