Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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