A fat man buys a salad

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Womens Rights.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Tim's gay.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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