What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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math test 2=2

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The WNBA.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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