There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Anti Joke

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