How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

thumb_up thumb_down +32

ps3

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

thumb_up thumb_down +30

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

thumb_up thumb_down +30

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Knock Knock. Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Blonde Entrepeneurs

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What sucks?

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops