Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

a catholic priest and a young boy

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Penis!

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Women's rights...

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Gestapo.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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