timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Ass

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Jake Bowar

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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