Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Women

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Rock mattress.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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9/11/2001

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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