How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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:-)book

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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