- Anti Joke

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

my mom raped yerr foot

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

World Peace

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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