lick my ballsack.... ok

Canida

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

ha.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Looks through the peephole.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

what is stupid and reading this you

God is real

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