- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

i dislike sack in my mouth

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

you will now laugh.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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