- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

womens rights

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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