- Anti Joke

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

-6

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

-6

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

-6

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

-6

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

-8

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

lick my ballsack.... ok

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

ha.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

I grammer is gooder then yours.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

guess what what? nothing.

69, hahaha

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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