What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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How do magnets work?

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Gabe Mercado

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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who eats pencils asians

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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