- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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like for a handjob.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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