- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Barack Obama

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

poop

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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