Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Your mom

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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