What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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knock knock

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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