What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Matty B

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Anti Joke

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