What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Women's rights...

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Penis jokes.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Womens Rights.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Nice weather we're having.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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