What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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hey bill!

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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