how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Woman's rights.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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poop

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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your a towel.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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