- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Woman's Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Looks through the peephole.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

My mom caught me masturbating.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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