- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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