What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Nice weather we're having.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Thanks

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Jared Gough is a slut

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

ugh good riddance

A baby seal walks into a club...

What is next?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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