What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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What's the difference between a duck?

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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