I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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