Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Potato

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Garry Glitters on here

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Poop

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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