What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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gay rights

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ugh good riddance

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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"Up to 50% off."

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Poop

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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