- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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