- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

knock knock go away ok

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

There's no "i" in tim.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Potato.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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