what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Gestapo.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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