What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Jason Connor.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Hi.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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women

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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