- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

I have a crush on my dad.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Six million.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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