What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Enchilada

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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9/11/2001

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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nine...eleven

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Knock Knock Come in

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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