knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Sorry boss

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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haha, you're an orphan

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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