- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

What abou three times

haha, you're an orphan

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

The Irish man was sober.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did th-A fridge.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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