- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

My butt!!!!

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

What's after 9/11? 9/12

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

The Charlotte bobcats.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Gadaffi

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