A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Sonic

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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