How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

2 women were sitting quietly

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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