Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Women Voting

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Sonic

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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