Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

what do you call a black man named mike

Poop

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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