- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

This is my joke. funny

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Rock mattress.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Joe Biden

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

My mom caught me masturbating.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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