Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

obama leadership

Kelly Clarkson

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Mmmmmmmmbutch

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

wanna hear a joke? not really

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

PENlS.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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