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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

5 An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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