What number comes after 29? 30.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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LOL May Wong

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Potato

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