- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Kelly Clarkson

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

yo momma so fat that she's fat

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

wanna hear a joke? not really

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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