Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

9/11

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Dear Board of education, so are we.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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