- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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