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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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