Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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.....Carrot Top....

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Black People.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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