- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Johnson stops eating

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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