- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

How old are you? 20

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Win and Beau have no friends

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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