Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What's a small person? A midget

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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That didn't hurt.

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Penis

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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