whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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