A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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This is not a joke.

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whats brown? poop.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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