- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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