What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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