- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What just hit my face? The floor

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

( o Y o )

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??