what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Waseem is not a funny guy!

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

I tell an anti joke!.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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