- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

How did the girl die? 25.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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