- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

guess what chicken butt

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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