- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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