- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Potato

who smells? •Liam

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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