What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Wade's the father

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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fkda

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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