- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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