Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Good boy

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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