- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

9/11/2001

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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