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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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whats brown? poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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This one sucks!

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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