What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

I have Alzheimer. What?

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

What swims in the ocean? Fish

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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