- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

How are you? Yes

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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