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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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