- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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