A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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who farted your mother

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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