- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

A: B: No pun intended.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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