- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Get in the Batmobile.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Why did the child step on a ball?

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

I am on a escalator.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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